Reasons I Still Believe In The Easter Bunny

1. I watch television. Every year, he's there clucking along with the chicks in the Cadbury egg commercials.
2. Who do you think delivers all the baskets and stuff, your parents? Doubtful.
3. When I was five, I saw a bunny at the scene of the crime. He put his finger aside his nose, and up the chimney he rose.
4. It was a little cafe somewhere South Dakota, I was young, and yes, I believed everything he told me.
5. Someone has to be posing for those chocolate rabbit molds.
6. Who else has time to color all those eggs? Not me.
7. Yeah, and Peter Rabbit didn't think Mr. McGregor was going to catch him in the cabbage patch either -- get with the times.
8. I had a pet rabbit in the 4th grade, and she told me the whole story.
9. Once, I put a tooth under my pillow, and in the morning I had a marshmallow Easter egg.
10. Someone has to believe in the Easter bunny.